Give Me A Cluckin' Minute Tee

Give Me A Cluckin' Minute Tee
$19.00

Let’s get one thing straight.

You’re not cranky.
You’re just not fully operational yet.

The “I Ain’t Cranky, I Just Got Up — Give Me a Cluckin’ Minute” (Version 2) T-shirt delivers maximum morning attitude with a bold, no-nonsense rooster graphic and high-contrast lettering that hits hard on a black tee. This version turns the volume up—sharper colors, stronger presence, zero patience.

Perfect for early mornings, late nights, coffee-first conversations, and anyone who needs a moment before dealing with people.

This shirt doesn’t ask for understanding.
It demands a minute.

Why You’ll Love It

  • Aggressive rooster graphic with serious personality

  • High-contrast design that pops on black

  • Comfortable everyday fit

  • Relatable humor for mornings, workdays, and weekends

  • Guaranteed laughs (or warnings) before caffeine

Perfect For

✔ Morning people who hate mornings
✔ Coffee-before-conversation types
✔ Farm humor & southern attitude fans
✔ Gifts for grumpy-but-funny humans

Because cranky ain’t the problem.
Timing is.


Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, breathable feel
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a smooth, waste-reducing finish
- Ribbed knit collar with shoulder tape to resist stretching and hold shape
- Pearlized tear-away label for all-day comfort; DTF/DTG printed graphics
- Oeko-Tex certified, ethically sourced cotton with 2-year EU warranty

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors